"A level results not great? Don't worry, I got a C and 2 Us and I'm currently building a large house with far-reaching views of the Cotswolds"? Date: 2020
"My wealth and happiness would suggest that God definitely does love me. If he existed of course. Which he doesn't." Date: June, 2016
"No child should go hungry in this country. We need to act now." Date: June, 2020
"Check out my new book, ‘Billionaire Boy’." Date: October, 2021
"If you thought 2016 was bad – I’m releasing an album in 2017." Date: December 13, 2016
"I can’t believe I just won the US Open!" Date: September, 2021
"Why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK." Date: December, 2012
Answers
"The Fake News Media is the true Enemy of the People!" Answer: Donald Trump
"The world is controlled by reptilian aliens." Answer: David Icke
"I don’t believe a word Meghan Markle says." Answer: Piers Morgan
"If only Bradley’s arm was longer. Best photo ever. #Oscars" Answer: Ellen DeGeneres
"Just went for a run. Still fat. This isn't working." Answer: Ricky Gervais
"I’d like to thank the Manchester United fans for their incredible support over the years. It’s been an honour." Answer: Wayne Rooney
"The Pope is a white supremacist." Answer: Sinead O’Connor
"Four More Years" Answer: Barack Obama
"This is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes." Answer: Greta Thunberg
"Next I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in." Answer: Elon Musk
"What a match! Thank you to everyone who has supported me throughout the tournament. I’m so happy!" Answer: Andy Murray
"I respect every trans person's right to live any way that feels authentic and comfortable to them." Answer: JK Rowling
"A level results not great? Don't worry, I got a C and 2 Us and I'm currently building a large house with far-reaching views of the Cotswolds"? Answer: Jeremy Clarkson
"My wealth and happiness would suggest that God definitely does love me. If he existed of course. Which he doesn't." Date: June, 2016 Answer: Ricky Gervais
"No child should go hungry in this country. We need to act now."Marcus Rashford
"Check out my new book, ‘Billionaire Boy’." Answer: David Walliams
"If you thought 2016 was bad – I’m releasing an album in 2017." Answer: James Blunt
"I can’t believe I just won the US Open!" Answer: Emma Raducanu
"Why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK." Answer: Lady Gaga